I've got my knife and fork
My potato and my butter
It's still the afternoon
But I'm gonna eat my supper
Early

I'm sitting in the garden
Looking through the fence
At my nasty little neighbor
With his fancy little briefcase
And his fussy pants
(Hey, nature boy)

I've got my garden
I've got my centipedes
And my potatoes
All that I'll ever need
I answer to no one
Master of my toilet seat

Well, Mr. Fussypants
With your babies and your pups
And your Mrs. Fussypants
Who won't let you leave your toilet seat
Up

Well, now the sun's going down
And everyone is fed
And the centipedes are ready
To be tucked in their little
centipedes beds
(Good night, fellas)

I've got my garden
I've got my centipedes
And my potatoes
All that I'll ever need
I answer to no one
Master of my toilet seat

� 1997 Lushmole Music (BMI), Songs of Polygram Int'l., Inc./Tannerfield, LTD. (SOCAN), Little Sharpster Music (BMI)

Lyrics courtesy of Lushmole Music.